Let’s Talk About Poop for All the World to Hear
WARNING: The following post is definitely TMI. But you know me, I have no filter. And I thought this was hilarious.
Setting: In a hotel room early in the morning. The door is wide open to the outside hallway. Carrie is concerned about the morning’s digestive problems, and she and Zach are speaking at a normal conversational volume.
Zach: Don’t worry, I had some diarrhea this morning too.
Carrie: Really? What did we eat?
Zach: Remember lunch yesterday, when we said, ‘We probably shouldn’t eat these raw vegetables…’ and then ate them anyway?
Carrie: Oh yeah. ‘Cause we always eat everything.
Zach: It’s just some small diarrhea. It’ll be over soon.
Suddenly, a random white guy walks out of the bathroom next door and gives the two a weird look. He surely understands English and surely overheard the whole conversation.